- We don't lick yaks. Who would have thought this would be a problem? But, you know how most alphabet books have a yak for Y? My son likes to lick them. Don't ask. I don't know.
- Don't lick the bubbles. Apparently he just likes to lick things?
- No drinking maple! This one is a bit more plausible. One of my sisters used to hide in the fridge and pump Hershey's syrup into her mouth.
- The trash stays IN the trash. I've said this to dogs before, but not to kids. But my son really likes trash: As in, playing with it.
- Put the poopy diaper IN the trash. My son likes to "throw away" his diapers. See above.
- We do not sing the Pie Song in church. My husband starting singing him "The Day the Music Died" as a bedtime song. We all rue the day, for my son sings it everywhere. He calls it the Pie Song.
contributions, anyone?
2 comments:
What about the 80th verse of that song that talks about the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
I know how you feel and what you are talking about . My kids say some of the craziest things at the wrong time also.
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